(what’s up with YOU??)

(was?)
>> MaTaLinO (ThEReS No OnE IN THiS WoRLd hAs stUpId MiNDs) (you might wanna reconsider.. .)
>> mAaRte aKo PeRo InDi AkO mAlAnDE
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jUZ
DOn’T EvEr jUdGe Me cOz yOu dONt mE aT AlL…. (karne?!)
AND …..
YoU MuZ ReMEmBeR eVeRYtHinGs hAs a reAsONS…..
DoNt DArE mE COz YoU DoNt knOw wHaT CaN I dO (parang clueless ka din e!)
SoMe peopLe dOnT UnDErSTaNd WhAT Is my aTtItUde
BUt dOnT JuDgE aNyOnE…… ..
i pRoTeCT my fRieNdS…aNd pRoTeCt YoUrs
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(i know, i know, sawa na kayo dito! ako rin naman!)
>> “dont lyk pipol hu r very: PLASTIKS, pa EPAL, LI ARS and anything na mga BAD ATTITUDE I like hu r vry gud….!!!
>> “and if u want me to ur friend, jaz aDD me uP”

(huwaaaaat?! ), red lips and long life (Amen!)

(ayus!)

OPHRA (of-ra daw o! shet, tawang-tawa ako dito!)

>>About Her:
Me……… hmmmmmm ……
simple and always happy……. .
i know you’ve get it………. .
(ano daw?)

(simple gets. humanap ka ng kausap, ‘ne!)

lito:
>>Companies: wa lang. im just in the class room seating on my chair and flerting with gurls…….
>>TV Shows: Whos line is that? and teleseryes (nabitin sa title?)
>>About him: I am a 19 year old strait guy, and i love doing creative stuff and having fun…. entering personal relationships with girls and guys even gays is okey with me as long as they are mature and responsible enough to hundle a relationship. By the way!!! (shet, naninigaw siya!!!) before, i was against bisexual relationships en even sexual intercoarses (magaspang ba ito? sand paper?) between same sexes, that was me before that memorable night happen to me when i was in 4th year highschool.. ..

naku, bakit nga kaya???)
>>Occupation: collage student (wow! BA Collage ba yan? sana nag-fine arts ka na lang para diverse tapos major in collage ka na lang. hehehe)
>>Movie: the ant (sobrang natawa ako dito. The Ant? the queen and and the solider ants…)
>>About her: ahm…….about meeh!!!??? ATTITUDE? kind,suplada minsan.. pro most of da tym mabait meeeh…, makulit, lagi na nka-smyl ngaun… talented pa! i can dance. i can sing….i can fly basta ba my wings, eh…he!he!he! OUTLOOK? syempre maganda,noh! alangan nmn laitin k ang sarili koh…height koh? 5′3” ASSET KOH? my legs sbi nila…. taken na meehh……. …should i say yes!? (NO!!! i-comprehend nyo nga yang mga pinagsusulat niya nang mapalakpakan ko kayo.)

Geneveve:
>>Occupation: business women
>>Affiliations: business
>>Hobbies: watcing tv (watsing?)
>>About her: beutiful and honest
>>wants to meet… i want ta meet people is simple only (ha?????)

macho dancer ka ba?); tambay; sound trip; gumala
>>My Looks: punkiztah (eh talaga bang kelangan yon?)

(sabagay, pwede naman he’s affiliated with the governor… pero mali ! maliiiiii!)
>>Hobbies and Interests: play guitar and to be band
>>About Him:
cOoL…
taLL….
sMarT….
&
mO$t oF thaT tRuth LovEr….. (as in “mahal ang katotohanan” o “true lover ba dapat?”)
ha..ha…ha. …ha…. .ha…..
eVerythiNgs’ trUth (words of wisdom from Masaaki. palakpakan.)

(baka naman “I’d rather”) Lose mY heArt dAN my bRaiNS.. (so which one did you lose? wehehe. clue nga!)
>>it’S harD 2 piCk uP d piEceS oF my liFe..,, veRy comPlicaTed. . buT noT noW.. (ha???) i dNt bLiV iN dEsTinY>>> iM abouT reALiTy., uR liFE iS in uR hAnds//// so uR d 1 hu coMpLicaTe iT….”

(ilang kilo Hertz iyan?) w/ MYMP again, love moves in mysteriuos ways w/ NINA ehehehe !!!! (kumanta ka kasama ng mga yan! Abisyosa!)
>>About Me: im a person n siryoso pro happy ksm en i dont like sa mga pipol n plastik gus2 ko ung dldl (“daldal” pala to, akala ko kung ano...) pro my sence ung cnsabi en real… im sure n mag kksundo tyo!!! practically (hindi kaya “basically“?) i want pretty girls but honestly i like mostly girls who are nice to accompany and not malandi …waaaaah i hope i cud fyn special one !!! (ayan ang epekto ng masyadong paggamit ng text lingo. hindi mo na alam kung ano ang tamang spelling dun sa hindi. hmpf.)

Anthony:
>>Affiliations: hardcore serial killer/frustrated assassin, computer addict (hindi kaya “describe yourself” ang intindi niya dito?)
>>Favorite Movie: Harry Potter all the movies that were already shown and including the one’s that is still being made (wow, masyado kang advanced.)
>>Favorite Music: alternative, rock, mellow, pop, kahit ano basta hale o cueshe (eto gusto ko lang commentan. Cueshe? ngiii.)
>>About Me: im just a person who sit’s silently on one corner (ipagpatuloy mo yan. it would be greatly appreciated. )

ayun na! basta yun na un!)
>>”loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way i look and the way i dress.” (sabi mo eh.)
>>”when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done.” (nosebleed to…)

(is what…)
>>Schools: sTa.cLarA wEr pLenTy oF mUrdErEr OccUrS
>>Affiliations: ThuG BaLLa bAbY oF kArEn rOsE
>>About Me: i CamE FrOm a SmaLL TowN wEr oL ThA GenGsTerS- kiLLahZ- DruG DeaLahZ- YounG bLoOdS- LiVin aLonE AnD biG TyM SinDiCaTe ArE OcCurS (call your local police station please)

Aug 22 – Aug 28, 2005
-lil LiZ-:
>>”rOcKeRz!! n pUnKz!!!! ASTIG!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!” (ayun na! ROCK SALT!)
>>Affiliations: tEnNaGe LiFe!! (mali na nga, wrong spelling pa)
>>Favorite Movies: chukie 1 and 2
>>wants to meet “ANYONE. if ya want to know more just sen me a message!!”

aaaahhh NAVOTAS! sus naman.)
>>About Me: aqOuh?? (hindi!).. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw(masyado kang nagpapaniwala. …).. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra* *hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU fOUnd mE.. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs.. USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE miRRoR (ahh).. mAarTE bAh yUN? (or maybe because you type like that?)
>>who i want to meet: “xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA’y mUkhang (insert nouns here).. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh” (ayun na! testimonial pala ang habol eh! may testimonial- writing competition na ba?)

**hindi ko inakalang dadaigin niya ang “aq” at “acoh”.

(aba, why not?!)
>>I wud nEver faLL again fOr soMeOne he’s hEad oVer heeLs wiTh (he? so you’re into girls?)
>>iN Comes To A rELATIONShIP I am faiTHfuL aNd swEET
>>I haTes aNd curSes pLayErs (naku matakot ka!)
>>I am eMoTioNaL, I lisTens to My mind buT I stiLL foLLows My heaRT
>>someone U Can tRUsT On
>>THANK YOU FOR PATRONIZI NG MY FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT LOVE YOU ALL (sheeet artista! love lots!)

(ayus!)
>>Occupation: boniFiEd and cErTiFied HeavEn ringEr..aLpha MaN.. (meaning…. )
>>Affiliations: aFiLL-FuLL and ThuguFuLL..ThEY r grEaT jusT 4 onE nigHT buT iM grEaT evErY nigHT!! (gets mo? ako hindi.)

(pwede naman..)
>>Affiliations: Cristianity (yun na!)
>>Who I Want to Meet: “be always respect the universal trademark clan within the highest organization” (ha? ano raw?)

(uhm… meaning??), a high climber & aggressive person (nyahahahaha), i want a new clothes, books…..(aba, naglagay ng wishlist!)some of my other descriptions are—->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest…”
>>”i love spaghetty” (so do i. wahaha)
>>Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LI AR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKI NG PROMISES.. (now i know why our teachers in English taught us parallelism when we were in high school…)

giriz:
>>Affiliations: Bsta Nilalang sa EarTh pro luv c God
>>”i like” play badminton
>>”My true name: Giriz Romanos” (meron bang fake?)
>>”I was born: in Earth!!!”
>>”I dont juge the book by its cover I read it first” (naku! May point siya! Hahaha!)

May 10 – May 15, 2005
ooohweeeh gUl: (uso ang maiikling profiles ngayon)
>>Ms. “beat mah sexxy ass if u fwakin can”
>>About Me: “im juss a simple gul wit very naughty attitudes that guys might like and love”
>>Who I Want to Meet: “i want to meet different pips ho can carry dir self very and has strong personality” (hay…)

(ay ewan ko sayo)

Jha:
>>Favorite Music: aLL e’M oF mUsIc As SoOn ThAt It’s NoT iRrITaTe Me (you irritate me….)
>>About Me: !nSan3 Of NaTuRe: I liKe aLwAyS aN aDvEnTuRe & ThriLL iN mAh LiF3 i NeVer LoSt ThAt cOz, I’m The On3 who LoOk & FiNd FoR tHat B4 k!!! rYt nOw NOTHI NG !!! jUsT aN oRdInARy Mhe (insane of nature…. obviously)
>>Who I Want to Meet: who need to talk to someone. ( sana magkaintindihan kayo)

m E d Y FULL:
>>Favorite Books: lovHisToRy Of My SeLf by: The one who es YOu!!!!! It’s mE!! (eyngg?? ano yun?? High to!)
>>About Me: “…i’m a simple person with a simple traits… dat’s ol!”
>>Who I Want to Meet: “i want to meet ol of you, someone lyk you, whose fun to be with… of coarse… YOU”" (magaspang ka.)

(what a FUN person you are!)
>>ay ganun din ang fave books nya. “i’m fun of”
>>”i want to make friends to all the pipol in the world!!! …. i want to meet pipol who is friendly and jam to be with!!” (ay diyos na mahabagin!)

(!!!!! aba combo meal ka nyan?)
>>”…Sometime i go further till 6 or 7am…” (akala ko ba further?)
>>”I want a long hair! So i can copy my sitmates answer w/out being seen by my teacher!”
>>”I love ANEMI FANATICS like myself!” (ANEMI fan daw eh!)

(tsss kayo ang nagbababa ng kahulugan ng pagiging rocker!)
>>”Luk mtrAy at chUpLaDa dw cHAbi nG mGa kpitbhy nMin” (what’s w/ the “ch-”? ayyy may nahihinuha ako. censored!)
>>”d aQ mAartE!(pWerA LnG iF tiNO2pAk aQ!)” — lagi ka tinotopak ano?
>>wants to meet “ung mga nkanursing na uniform. (i duNnO y, maybE tHey nEat)” – ay “they neat”? admission test?

… (the essence of kapokpokan)
>>Favorite Books: ..y U mAkE me fiL xo gAga Ba wiD yaH..!!!???! ! (hala, ano yun?)
>>”dMIng KOng lAit sA mgA cHakA…wAhekS” (ako, daming lait sa mga di marunong magtype ng maayos)
>>wants to meet someome “tO bE mY crYinG sHoulDer aNd mY stRenGht” (sinong may crying shoulder?)

(uhm… how sad?)
>>”so pls hands off if ur just playing on me…” (aysus, style mo!!)
>>”You can always here me sharing my opinions to others” (here?)
>>”During my past-time, i browse and browse internet…” (addict)
>>friends: “as long as we clicked each other’s company…that’ s fine with me” (how do you do that? may switch? wehehe)
>>”Some says I’m a masungit” (ay. this is it.)

(wow hanep sa pangalan, parang tissue. masingahan nga.)
>>Companies: Not Yet. (o wag daw muna! Atat ka e!)
>>Favorite Books: All Books as long as there are sense about LOVE (teka di ko macomprehend)
>>”U will enjoy my company…I assure you 4 that” (ay, FOR THAT, featured ka dito)
>>”I have a long curly Hair & my friends said that i have a cute chinese eyes!!” (ay match!)
>>”Want to Meet? Whoever, whatever as long as they are Good & Respected People. I like a Persons who are Triple S stands for SIMPLE, SWEET & SINCERE…” (wow ayus ang prinsipyo a. pwede gumawa ng libro)

shanlee:
>>Affiliations: socialization (somebody start defining affiliations)
>>”easy to belong with specially to those people hu r nice too”

(this part never fails to amaze me)
>>Hobbies and Interests: …making friends globally (ay Ms Friendship!)
>>”sometime I can’t hide ‘the child in me’.” (hide it, please)
>>”I firmly believe that ‘The way to A Man’s Heart is Through His Stomach’ thats why i like winning my man by preparing him delicious and nutritious food.” (so how many times have you done that already?)
>>Who I Want to Meet: I want him to be HIMSELF!!!!! (who?! buti di mo sinabing “i want to be HIMSELF”)

jAcMuZiKaDiK- V:
>>>>fave music: i DiG aLm0Zt oL KiNdZ gez m so versatile. (ay, versatile? hahaha)
>>”im s0o0o0o0 REAL…thts foe meh!!” (foe meh, yoe not)
>>”sounds COINCEITED but m not!!”
>>”i dnt have d ASS( w/c most of d guyz dig n2)…” (shet, dig INTO?! aray!)

Feb. 21 – Feb. 27, 2005
JeAn:
>>”my friend call me roni for short but to make it long call me roni-jean”
>> she “can be please easily” & “know how to deal wth diff.type of person(even d tambay i can deal wth dem)” <-the perfect friend for the tumana boys
>>”vulgar…i can say wt i wnt….even its not gud in ur ear…”

I am friendly in school (especially with the teachers – kailangan eh…di naman sipsip – friendship lang)and even the alumni people!!! Kasi some of them are my neighbors. I love wearing and accesorizing clothes to make myself beautiful…

(ipinagdiinang pangit siya)

Aaron:
>>”Ahhhhhhmmmmm! !!!! just add me to your friend…. If you really wanna know about mee!!!!!, but just an impression, im not gonna be what you expect” (hindi ka naman hyper nyan?)
>>he wants to meet “Anyone whos not very self concieted and most of all friendly!!!”

(true friend nga!),sometimes she can be rude if you want to and she really hates plastic person (sino si she?!).im prank very prank (aysus!) and if i hates i tell it to them para hinde nila masabi na im so beas.” (in fairness, consistent siya sa “freinds”) (ano ang beas?)

(huh?!)
>>Hobbies and Interests: people who’s fun to be with and interesting. ..
>>…have mood swings too…wen provoked!! (hala, when provoked! aso ka?)
>>im a different type of girl… not the one that u always encounter wid!! (naku, dinagdagan pa ng “with” kasi eh!)
>>”want 2 mit?? well does people who’s please to mit me 2!!!” (di ko talaga gets to!)

Jan. 24 – Jan. 30, 2005
Princess:
>>Affiliations: im friendly and everything:) (goodness… .)
>>im fund of music… (fund? ahh edi ibig sabihin mayaman ka? hehehe)
>>”i want to… build a Europian school here in the Philippines ” (mayaman nga….)
>>Who I Want To Meet: “im open for all…” (7-11, Ministop?)

(pumuputok? happy new year!)
>>”i hv ds pierce on mah upper left ear” (sinong pierce yan?)
>>”kaya pls lng wlang poporma at wag mgbalak manligaw dto!” (ui, dropping hints! style mo!)

(been there been that!)
>>Favorite Day: Everyday
J – jesus
A – almighty
S – savior
>>hehe di talaga pinatawad yung bata.

ininglish pa yun!!!” (proud pa a!)

(at basahin nyo na ang “english” profile dahil YU N NA YU N.)

Jan. 1 – Jan. 16, 2005
beware:
>>”so kung feel mo akong maging friend, take the risk! face all the hardships and danger… hu knows? baka dun mo makita ang kasiyahan na hindi mo pa nadarama sa buhay mo..” (aba, beware talaga. i’m telling you, beware…)

(check out her pictures muna… not for the weak hearted….)

(diba ang mga nananalo ng ganyan eh yung mga hindi naman talaga maganda pero dahil sa awa, binigyan na lang din ng award. isa pa, ang mga miss photogenic awards ay kadalasang matatawag ring ” sana larawan ka na lang” award.)

(ay halata nga)
>>”mhilig din aqng mag Api ng tAong wlang kmalay mlay!” (now you’re it)
>>and “you’re free to add yourself” (wekekeke!)

(talaga lang ha, halatang halata…)
>>”im a shy lady when it comes for boys” (hahaha! Laking states ito! Wohoo!!!)

ging:
>>Affiliations: wala lang!!!!!life rocks!!!!!!! !!! (ang tanong e affiliations! !)
>>Companies: sa hang-out lang ako ng tropa ko…. (o diba 2-in-one)

kate:
>>who i want to meet: “speacilly who can understand me in all the time mabait,sweet. ..” [speacilly? Kelangan mo nga ng makakaintindi sayo....]
>>Companies: “mag aral nd mag cutting sa boring na subject…..” [kung dati, affiliations ang tinitira namin, companies naman ngayon]
>>Schools: “p.gomez nd arellanong morge” [ui totoo ba to, "morge"?]

(…. Okay…..)

driver ka hijo?)
>>”..about my talent i can dance,artist. .” (teka, paulit. anu raw?)
>>campus hunk siya kuno. kaya ang pix, hindi papakabog! the primary pic: may-i-gamit- the-egg whites effect; isama ang sinukat na hati sa gitna ng bangs. ye.
>>and of course…wag natin palampasin ang pix ng barkada… the salbakuta extension! so kelangan talaga naka-jersey and cap combi kayo? and don’t forget the gangstah signs na marahil ay wis nyo alam ang kahulugan. teka, nakita na namin kayo!! kayo yung rugby boys sa philcoa diba? wag magkaila… halata sa porma!

anu raw, bato?) by the way, it’s good meeting new peaple. (pinya ba yun?)