A colleague of mine, Teigh, forwarded this email. Saksakan ng corny…nasobrahan sa pagka-jologs. Pero pagbigyan, magre-resign na e.

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.. *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? *** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!! *** para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?? *** hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture?? *** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!
6. Exam ka ba?? *** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
7. Lecture mo ba ako?? *** lab kasi kita..
8. Centrum ka ba?? *** kasi you make my life complete!!
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?? *** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? *** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?? *** kasi type kita..
12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear.. *** i can’t last a day without you!!
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.. *** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?? *** single kasi ako eh..
15.Me lisensya ka ba?? *** coz you’re driving me crazy..
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? *** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? LOL! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. *** kundi ikaw..
18. I’m a bee.. *** can you be my honey??
19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? *** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..
20. Am i a bad shooter?? *** coz i keep on missing you..
21. May lahi ka bang aswang?? *** ang pangit mo kasi eh..
22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? *** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?? *** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?? *** because you give meaning to my life..
25. Bangin ka ba?? *** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..
26. Pustiso ka ba?? *** kasi, can’t smile without you..
27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh?? *** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
28. Me butas ba puso mo?? *** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, & i can’t find my way out!!
29. Anung height mo?? *** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
30. Hey, did you fart?? *** coz you blew me away!!
31. Sana “T” na lang ako.. *** para i’m always right next to “U”
32. Are you Jamaican?? *** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop… *** bagay tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…
34. Ako ay isang exam… *** kaya sagutin mo na ako…
35. Alam mo bang scientist ako?? *** at ikaw ang lab ko…

I actually tried a few of the lines above with my boyfriend. I send them via our YM chat. Natatawa ko sa reaction nya, ang sweet ko daw. Pero siguro iniisip nya, medyo baduy din yung mga sinasabi ko. Di bale, sweet naman daw. Hehe.

A couple of weeks ago during lunch time, I had a good laugh with Danj and Shey over one of our fondest childhood memories: the ubiquitous slam book. Who hasn’t heard of slam books? Who hasn’t signed one?? We were laughing because we remembered the ooky (and sometimes stupid) answers we put in there. Here we go down slam book memory lane (and oh, don’t deny you didn’t put down these answers!):

Phone number: 22nog2nog
Motto: Time is gold >> Because this is the shortest one. ^_^
Hobbies: PEDROS >> I never got around to deciphering this but my friends say, it stands for “Playing, eating, drinking, running, outing, swimming
Friends: MTM >> short for “Many to mention”. As if you didn’t know!! This was a safe answer because you wouldn’t want to name names and risk forgetting to write down somebody’s and hurt his/her feelings.

Likes: friendly
Dislikes: plastic >> Which eventually evolved to “Tupperware”
Favorite book: Sweet Valley, Archie, Funny comics, Gospel comics
Favorite actor: Romnick Sarmienta and Robin Padilla were common favorites
Favorite actress: Sheryl Cruz, Aiko Melendez and other names I can’t even recall
Favorite singers: Lea Salonga was so popular then. ^_^
Favorite food: Chinese, Italian, American >> As kids, we loooove siopao, siomai, pansit, spaghetti, cake and ice cream. Hence, the answers. Hehe.
Favorite color: ROYGBIV >> Pa-impress pa.
What is love: Love is blind. Love is like a rosary that is full of mysteries >> Come on!
What is crush: Crush is ‘panghanga’ >> You don’t say!
Who is your crush: Common answers are “Secret” or some cutesy codenames like “Mr. Bogus”, “Superman”, “Cute eyes” and whatever sappy names we could come up with.
Who is your first love: Parents >> Wahaha!
Who is your first kiss: Parents >> Nyahaha!
Most embarrassing moment: Secret

And what is a slam book without ‘heartfelt’ dedications? Most of us usually started with Thank you for the opportunity to sign in your cute slam book because we wanted to sound cool and intelligent (Hey guys! I can spell “opportunity”!). The dedication usually ended with the extremely ‘cute’ abbreviations:

J – ust
A – lways
P – ray
A – t
N – ight

I -
T – rust
A – nd
L – ove
Y – ou

B – ooks
B – efore
B – oys

M – an
A – lways
R – emember
L – ove
B – ecause
O – f
R – omance
O – nly

Hekhekhek! Oh youth! Why don’t we all dig up our ancient slam books and laugh till our sides hurt?! ^_~